Showing posts with label SMRT. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012

I Hate Mornings

One mistake can completely throw me off.

It takes me a long time to wake up. I get out of bed an hour before I actually have to leave the house so that I can be somewhat coherent. Even then my brain lags a bit behind the rest of me.

This lack of cognitive function is the main reason I value my morning routine so highly. When I do the exact same thing every day, I know that everything gets done. I don't end up leaving the house without a shirt or forgetting to comb my hair when I stick to my routine. Changing my routine takes a while, and I'm still adjusting to the fact that we have a dog now.

This morning was mostly fine. I left the house and locked the door and walked over to the metro. I had a nagging feeling that something was wrong, but I tried to ignore it. Whatever I'd forgotten to do could probably wait until I get home. (There's a reason I feed the cat at night instead of in the morning. I've messed that one up a few times.) I said good morning to the man who hands out newspapers and got on the train.

In the time it took me to travel two stops, I realized that I shouldn't have locked the door. Kevin had rushed out with a hasty "good-bye" just before me. But he wasn't headed to work; he was walking the dog. He almost never takes his keys when walking the dog meaning that I had probably locked him out of the house. When I leave the house in the morning, I typically lock the door, remember that Kevin is walking the dog, and unlock the door. Today it took me a lot longer than normal to get to that second step.

I tried to call, but there was no answer on his phone. Convinced that he'd also left his phone in the house and remembering that he had an important client meeting, I hopped off the train and grabbed a cab. The cab would save me the time spent walking from the metro back to my house.

I expected that I'd arrive to Kevin and the dog sitting on our front step trying to figure out what to do. Instead the stoop was empty, and his car was gone. Having been locked out of the house the day before, he had actually taken his keys with him while walking the dog. Crisis averted non-existent. I ended up getting to work about half an hour late.

It doesn't seem quite as bad now that I've calmed down and realized that nothing was terribly messed up. Work didn't really care that I was late (luckily I didn't have any early meetings), and I'm out the cost of the cab fare which isn't the end of the world. But I'm still mad at myself for my complete inability to think clearly in the mornings.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Worse Than Talking to a Brick Wall

I ordered some stuff from Amazon, but accidentally had it sent to my old address instead of my current one. I tried calling USPS to figure out where my package is and how to get it.

Here's how that phone call went
Thank you for calling USPS. For information about hours and locations, please say "locations". To track a package, please say -
Oh my God
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that
Hmm?
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please repeat your selection
What? No
Did you say-?
NO
*pause*
For information about hours and locations, please say "locations". To track a package, please say "track package"
Track package
To track a package, please say your label or tracking number
<FYI, this number is 20 digits long> xxxxx
I'm sorry I can't find any information on that package. To track a package, please say your label or tracking number
This time, I typed it in
I'm sorry I can't find any information on that package. To track a package, please say your label or tracking number
Let me speak to a person
To track a package -
I want to speak to a person
To track -
No, let me talk to a person. A human.
To end this call please hang up
I don't want to. I want to talk to a person. Please. Person. Human
To end this call, please hang up
Menu?
To end this call, please hang up
*click*
There are few things I hate more than these machines that you actually have to talk to.

Moral of the story: double check your address before using Amazon's handy one-click feature. Also, computers don't care if you yell at them.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

In Which I Know Nothing About Pop Culture

It should be noted that I had not heard the original version of this song, only the Glee cover.

Boyfriend: Why is Gwyneth Paltrow singing "Forget You"? She's a girl
Me: So?
Boyfriend: It seems like a weird song for a girl to sing
Me: Isn't the original sung by a girl?
Boyfriend: No, someone named Cee-Lo
Me: Right, that's a girl
Boyfriend: No it isn't
Me: Sounds like a girl's name
Boyfriend: No, he sings that song "Crazy"
Me: That's Gnarls Barkley
Boyfriend: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, I listened to it a ton in college.  Definitely Gnarls Barkley.
Boyfriend: But it's still weird that it's a girl singing "Forget You"
Me: Why?
Boyfriend: Because the ex is a gold digger
Me: Boys can't be gold diggers?
Boyfriend: Usually it's girls
Me: Well maybe Cee-Lo is a lesbian
Boyfriend: Okay, that makes sense.

Turns out Cee-Lo is a man.  Also the lead singer of Gnarls Barkley, which is a band not a person.