When you're brushing your teeth but your nose is so stuffed you can only breathe through your mouth
When you're brushing your teeth and your nose starts running
When you're brushing your teeth and all of the sudden you have to cough
When your daytime medicine has worn off and it's too late to take more but too early to switch to the nighttime medicine
When you lay down and you start coughing so you have to sit back up
When you're so tired you finally just fall asleep sitting up
When you have to choose between the hot toddy to soothe your throat and the NyQuil that will help you sleep maybe
When you realize you bought the stupid over-the-counter medicine instead of the good stuff with pseudoephedrine. Past-me, what were you thinking?
When your nose is running so much you have to actually carry the box of kleenex around with you
When your nose gets all raw because you've been blowing it too much, but it's not like you can stop blowing it
When the sun is finally shining after a long, cold winter and it feels like the whole universe is mocking you
When all you want to do is sleep, but instead your have to walk the dog and feed the cat
When you cough so hard you pee a little
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