Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Things That Are the Worst Things About Having a Cold

When you're brushing your teeth but your nose is so stuffed you can only breathe through your mouth

When you're brushing your teeth and your nose starts running

When you're brushing your teeth and all of the sudden you have to cough

When your daytime medicine has worn off and it's too late to take more but too early to switch to the nighttime medicine

When you lay down and you start coughing so you have to sit back up

When you're so tired you finally just fall asleep sitting up

When you have to choose between the hot toddy to soothe your throat and the NyQuil that will help you sleep maybe

When you realize you bought the stupid over-the-counter medicine instead of the good stuff with pseudoephedrine. Past-me, what were you thinking?

When your nose is running so much you have to actually carry the box of kleenex around with you

When your nose gets all raw because you've been blowing it too much, but it's not like you can stop blowing it

When the sun is finally shining after a long, cold winter and it feels like the whole universe is mocking you

When all you want to do is sleep, but instead your have to walk the dog and feed the cat

When you cough so hard you pee a little

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